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Welcome to the website

Good morrrrrrnnning Visitors

Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?
Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?
Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?
Ab ret pe nange pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?
Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.
Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai?
Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banna kya hai?
To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai

Happy Diwali

Deepavali is here, Deepavali is here
That grand festival of Lights
That ends evil after a protracted fight
When good with all its might
Leads us from darkness to Light.

Deepavali is here, Deepavali is here
That great festival of sound
When crackers and laughter abound
When crackers and sparklers light up the sky
When delighted children jump with joy.

Deepavali is here, Deepavali is here
That gorgeous festival of snacks and sweets
Where everyone enjoys a royal feast
When old and young with delight meet
With love and affection all hearts beat.

Diwali is here, Diwali is here
That gracious festival which celebrates victory
The ancient festival of myth and mystery
That is mentioned in both mythology and history
The festival that signals Triumph over Tragedy.


Kyon chalti hai pawan.....

Kyon chalti hai pawan,
Due to Varying pressure zone formation.

Kyon jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's revolution.

Kyon machalta hai mann,
Problems with respiration.

Na tum jaano na hum.
But I just gave all the reasons!

Kyon aati hai bahaar,
Because of a change in season,

Kyon lutata hai karaar,
Suffering from mental tension.

Kyon hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposites' attraction.

Na tum jaano na hum.
Seems you didn't pay enough attention.

Kyon gum hai har disha,
Because you have a poor sense of direction.

Kyon hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.

Kyon aata hai mazaa,
Brains response to physical sensation.

Na tum jaano na hum.
Even after all the explanation


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PJ Shayris

arj hai..........................................
arj hai..........................................
maine tuzhse pyar kiya ,tere baap ne muzhe pita,
maine tuzhse pyar kiya ,tere baap ne muzhe pita,
tan ki shakti,man ki shakti bournvita..........

chum chum kerti ayi, chum chum kerti chali gayi
mein sindoor lay ker khara raha, woh rakhi bandh ker chali gayi

Tere door per sanam hazar baar ayenge,
Tere door per sanam hazar baar ayenge,
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge!!!

Bewafa tum ho tu wafadar hum bhi nahi,
Besharam tum ho tu sharamdar hum bhi nahi,
Pyar k iss morr per aake kehti ho shadishuda ho,
Tu kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahi!

Little birdy in the sky,
u look up & it shits in ur eye,
u don't mind & you don't cry,
u just thank GOD that cows don't fly.

tumko dekha tou yeh khayal aaya
tumko dekha tou yeh khayal aaya
k paaglon k stock main naya maal
aaya ....

Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao...

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

umne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere man se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!

kaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

duur se dekha toh bakri ped pe chadh rahi thi
duur se dekha toh bakri ped pe chadh rahi thi
paas aake dekha toh bakri ped chadh chuki thi!!

jise dil diya vo dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya vo itli chali gayi
dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le e zaalim
bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi

khidki se dekha to sadak pe koi na tha
arz kiya hai........
khidki se dekha to sadak pe koi na tha
aur sadak se jjake dekha to khidki pe koi naa tha........

khidki se dekha to sadak pe koi na tha
arz kiya hai........
khidki se dekha to sadak pe koi na tha
aur sadak se jjake dekha to khidki pe koi naa tha........

TAJMAHAL KO DEKHKAR SHAHJAHAN KA POTA BOLA
TAJMAHAL KO DEKHKAR SHAHJAHAN KA POTA BOLA
AAJ HAMARA BHI BANK BALANCE HOTA
YADI HAMARA DADA DEEWANA NA HOTA!!

Tu kahe to tere liye chaand tare tod laaoon,
wah wah
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Tu kahe to tere liye chaand tare tod laaoon,
wah wah
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magar sochta hoon ki
tu in sab ka karegi kya

Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
par woh na nikle jinke liye mera janaaza nikla,
jab unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajaane lage,
rakh kar mera janaaza kambakht use pataane lage

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Marathi Ultimate PJs

wat vil michael schumaker b cald ven he runs out of jail?
"FERRARI"

What wud u call a saloon in JAPAN?
"MISHIKAPUKA" (mishi-kapu-ka)

what wud u call a school in JAPAN?
"YASHIKA" (ya-shika)

how do u stop a chinese man from yelling.......?
HAKA NAKA MAARU.......

What do u call a story with a moral.. in japanese..
Hitachi goshta

Chinese nurse che naav kay ?
Tochu ka sui!!!!!!!!

Russian Dog's name ?
Vaas Gheu Nakoski .

Don russian coaches chi naave saangaa.....
Ans: Uthunokoski, basunokoski (Uthu-nakos-ki, basu-nakos-ki)

ekda bush indaila yeto. vajpayee barobar firayla jato. rastyavar lahaan mulanna hagtana bagto. vajpayeela khup jhadtoo lajawtoo ani tjachi ijjat ghalavto. mug vajpayee americala jaato. tekde eka gorya mansala lapun chapun jhadakhali hagtana bagto. bush la khup shivya ghalto. bush chidun tya mansala marnyache order deto. marta marta manus mhanto,"JAI-HIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11"
HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Michel Jackson la Kolhapuri kai mhantil..........
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Mycel jai-kisan

makdachya porala kay manhar? porbunder

wat is Jayawardane's fan club called??
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Mahela Mandal..

Eka mansakade 2 Gai aastaat. pan tyatil ekach gai dudhe det aaste aase ka???
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. Karan tya til ek "GogalGai" aaste..
kasa watla???

eka mansala 11 pora astat...
pahilya dahanchi naava daha, vis, tis,
chalis,

pannas,
saath, sattar,
ainshi, navvad ani shanbhar astat... tar
aakravyacha
naav kay asel?

ans : ready ka?

chinese kutryacha nav kay?
ans: He Hung Te Hung!!!

what wud u call a Malvani school in USA?
SHIKAGO

bhainichya pencil la kay mhantat?
"SISPENCIL"

ekda ek dukar hotelmadhe jaato. order deto,"TATTI FRY,POTTY BUTTER MASALA,SHEN OMLETTE...ani shevati mhanto,"PLZ ONION MAT DALNA, MUJHE BAAS AATA HAI!!!!

Anek Gaai ekarta basalelya asatil tar tyanna kaay mhannnar??????
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HI GUYS!!!!!!

gabbar: ye haath mujhe de de thakur .
thakur: nahi.
gabbar: ye haath mujhe de de thakur
thakur: nahi
gabbar: ye haath mujhe de de thakur
thakur: abey, aapan kaay saath-aath khelto aahe?

Bharun ale aasamant,
Radu lagle sagale sant,
Pandharichya Vithobala vicharto panth,
Maharashtrachi ekach khant,
Aali kuthun hi RAKHI SAWANT!!!

teen varshachi ek chhoti mulgi gambheer chehra karun aapalya babanna sangte,"baba,mee shejarachya mulashi lagna karanar ahe."
kutuhalane baba vichartat,"ka g,tychyashich ka?"
"nahi,tashi paristhitich nirman zali ahe....."
"kaaaaay?"baba kinchaltat.
"ho na-samorachya societytahi mule ahet,pan aai mala rastach cross karu det nahi na!"

sir:--mulano aanandachi batmi deto,kal mazi bayko balant zali.sanga bare mi tumchyasathi ya dabyat kay aanle te?
watrat nilesh:--sir `kharwas'

Mulgi: Tumhi kay karta
Mulga(Mishkil Swaraat):: AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee)
Mulga:: Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay yeta?
Mulgi (Chidun):: GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee)
Mulga(varmun):: Bare tula gaata yete kaa?
Mulgi:: Hooo...
Mulga:: Mag gaaun dakhav
Mulgi:: Baher waalat takalay..
Mulga:: Waloo De Waloo De
Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete and the boy
faints on the spot

ANNOUNCEMENT:"UR ATTENTION PLZ....LEVI'S HAS INVENTED NEW LOW WAIST JEANS 4 MAHARASHTRIANS..."THE ABCD JEANS"...i.e.AGA BAI CHADDI DISTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ekda ek englishbai shetakarychya shetat kida pahun tyala vicharte,"what is dis?"...shetkari mhanto,"THIS IS A BAU, HAAT NAKO LAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

ekda dharmaendra chya ghari chor yeto...dharmendra tyala baghun mhanto KAMINE!!!!
tar to chor mahnto,"Thik aahe KAMI-NETO!!!!!!!

Lon tenis la marathit kay mhananar?
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..think..
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..think..
HARIT PRUSTHA MANCHAVAR....DE TAKAR..GHE TAKAR...

Ek mansala kanat khajat aste aani to kanat bot ghalto aani marto , Ka ?
Karan Bot Titanic aste .

Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna madhe Shahrukh khan cha naav kay asta?
karan to gaato "MITAWA"

Chandra war janarya pahili vyakti kon???
Neelo Bhujbal
Neil Armstrong.....is....marathi madhye
Neil-neeloo, Arm-Bhuj, Strong-Bal

ekda MARATHI MANUS ayushyat khup santapla asto. rickshawalya jaun vicharto,"THANA jayega kya?"
rickshawala: haan
MARATHI MANUS: " TOH JA NA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ekda ek rickshawala NO ENTRY madhe ghusto tari police tyala adwat nahi!! ka?????
ANS: Karan to chalat jat asto!!!!

ek kutra tyachya bhavala premani kasa bolawto?
"BHAU-BHAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

ekda ek garodar bai doctot kade jate:

Doctor: Kitwa Mahina chaalo aahe?
Bai: Aathwa
Doctor: Issh!! me kasa aathwoo, tumhich sanga

Ekda 2 manjri movie baghayla jatat.
Tya ekach ticket ghetat.
Tar ticket denara vicharto, "Tumhi doghi, tar ekach ticket ka??"
Tar manjar mhante" Amhi doghi MAU na!!!

don mola ubhe astat.
paila- maji aai service karte
dusra- maji aai tennis nai khelat

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